curiosity across disciplines

How to be a good man

Masculinity is apparently in crisis.

But lest you were about to fret, don't. For I, a man, have solved this raging debate with a simple two-step plan. Allow me to 'splain:

  1. When you take off your undies, flip them off your foot and catch them. This is critical. Do not skip Step One[1].
  2. Be a good person.

There is no step three. Everything else is contextual.

Now, armed with this unassailable knowledge, venture forth in success my fellow dudes.

  1. Except maybe during sexy times. Your call. ↩︎